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[opabinia]

I'm looking forward to vacation, but I'm getting fussy for want of sleep. I'll sleep on the plane. They'll give me a blankie. Sometimes I wonder if airplane blankies are all gross, like maybe crusty with businessman drool that doesn't quite wash off.

Crap, I forgot to brush my teeth when I rushed out this morning. It's a good thing I bought a lab toothbrush and a travel-size tube of Crest for days like this. Wait -- I have my real-life toothbrush with me anyway. I'm getting on a plane, remember?