pinhead neighbor alert

I was just angrily confronted by one of those people who put their trash barrels out in the street in front of their house in order to keep people from taking "their" spot.

(From his *roof*, where the porch would be if he had one)
"Hey! Did you move that barrel?"
"That barrel? Yeah."
"Would you put it back where it belongs?"
"It *is* where it belongs."
"Don't give me that jackass comment. Show some common courtesy."
"Nobody on this street is entitled to any particular spot."
"Don't give me that jackass comment."
"We all have to deal with the same thing, and you're not entitled..."
"Don't give me that--"
(I turn and walk away, which makes him yell louder.)
"HEY!!!"
(I leave him yelling on his roof.)