Help!

I'm moving on Saturday the 31st. The movers I intended to hire have apparently fallen off the face of the Earth. I rented a U-Haul van. More than one trip will be involved, I'm sure -- but that's the only vehicle the local place had.

Help me, starting at 11am. I'll give you pizza and beer. Please?

bigger truck

Yeah, I'll look for a bigger truck. I'm too tired to think.

kill me now

atalanta and mrzero have the same moving date and time as I do, don't they?

I didn't realize that. Okay -- um, I just need one or two people to help with big furniture and fishtanks. I can take care of everything else. Gosh, and I hope I can get a real truck.

Or someone could just shoot me in the head right now. That would be good.