lowbrow alert

When you flatulate with a cat on your lap, he just stays there.

It was free.

Went to ManRay with sadira, rojagato, and sordidout. It was fun. Stompy dance protocol is incompatible with crowded dance floor. I'm too polite to step on people, especially strangers. I should've kicked that one girl extra-hard, though. She hurt my feelings a long time ago. Wench. :P