Must be an Easter egg.

David Hasselhoff on Pandora. I don't recall creating a "Total Ass Music" station.

Zapruder

Is that it?
Am I trying to submit to love?
If the measure of a man
Is how much he can
Then I wanna.

But I don't know if it is
I don't know if it should be
I don't know if I could be
Satisfied that way
Yeah, today is not the day
You will hear me say
"That is what I want."


(No no no. Not a pity party. I just think it sounds good. Anyone have the album?)