sleep test

Maybe I'm never really awake, and I'm never really asleep. That would explain a lot.

Tonight, nocturnal technicians, using their wires, electrodes, and polygraph, will watch what happens when I try to sleep. I've been putting this off for a long time, and I'm not looking forward to it, but it'll be over with tomorrow at 7AM. I hope I don't drool on their pillow.

Heading out in ten minutes. I assume all I need is my toothbrush.