oh hai

wisheyeveiw totally stood me up for bike shop yesterday. Maybe he got drunk and lost his cellphone again. Instead of dismantling another bicycle, I helped rosif3r and water_childe move some boxes, then had dinner with spriggan at a hippie restaurant. There were some fine betties there, scopin' the handsome little brown man, but Spriggan reminded me that bitches is straight up nuts, so I just ate my kibble.

Sin-O-Matic, the worst-named event in the hemisphere, was really good. I sat on a married woman's lap. miss_ddp did this thing with her dress that made me feel all funny (she didn't mean to), but it wasn't just me, so that's OK. Oh, you should've seen silentq's face when I told her about it.

OK that's enough startin' trouble for now. I have to do laundry.