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I suppose I could try
shopping for a promotional balance transfer rate.
looking for some Hyphessobrycon pulchripinnis.
eating something.
emailing... No, fuck that. Santo que no me quiere / Con no rezarle tiene.
doing laundry.
listing some crap on eBay.
actually leaving the house.

grr

D'oh:
Sometimes, plans get cancelled with two hours' notice. Check your mail before leaving the house. Gosh, how come it's so quiet in there?

Snark:
DEAR PROMOTER AND DJ FRIENDS!!!!! You don't have to yell at me outside the club, and I already know anything you're even remotely connected to will be ZOMG KRUNK OFF THE HOOK FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!

Self-Awareness:
Y'ever get tired of looking great on account of standing next to people who wouldn't care much if you disappeared tomorrow? Guess whose problem that is.

Apropos of Nothing:

I've liked these glasses for years, but I don't know if they'd work for me. I should find some and see.