TIGER SCRATCHES COUCH

Sifu: Bong Sau, Tan Sau, Gaan Sau. (Demonstrates.)
Me: OK. Bong Sau...
Sifu: This hand goes here. At the middle.
Me: OK. Bong Sau...
Sifu: Yes.
Me: Tan Sau... Wait. Is the elbow out, here, or does it stay in?
Sifu: Try it with the elbow out, see what happens. (Comes closer.)

Me: No.


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I have Seven Elbows now! No idea what to do with most of them.

costumes

I was a spider's nest. Note Carmen Miranda's elbow at lower left.

She was Carmen Miranda. She got a prize!