Dear Internets,

[Edit: I have an answer. Thank you, Internets.]

Two hours of online research could reveal the answer to my question, but I seek it from those who carry it in their heads already. What is the state of the art in dirt cheap cellular telephone setups? I would like:

1. One telephone number
2. One voicemail box.
3. At least one, but preferably two, diminutive, portable telephones.

I do not need texting, scheduling, photography, or FTL capabilities. Just a phone.

(There is nothing wrong with my personal phone. This is for business stuff.)

HALT and thank you

Thanks for your input, Internets. I think I'll opt for eReceptionist. It will 1) ring my existing phone, 2) identify business calls before I answer them, and 3) give business callers three or more "departments" to choose from.