Yelle = hilarity

Now, this track is pretty awesome by itself, whether you understand it or not. Kindly watch the video without English subtitles, first:

My French is weak, so I only caught some of the more colorful remarks when I heard the track alone. Without the video's help, I completely missed the tone. I thought she was being nice!

( lyrics here )

English-subtitled video here

Intel Fined 1.45 Billion frickin' Dollars

in Europe. Now,

In AMD's U.S. lawsuit against Intel, set to go to trial next year in Delaware, executives from Gateway complained that Intel's threats of retaliation for working with AMD beat them "into guacamole." The lawsuit also quotes Toshiba officials saying Intel's financial incentives amounted to "cocaine."

"[U.S.] Investors... seemed unfazed."