OK, I found a French translation. Based on that, I'd say this is roughly correct:
Woman: Are you really going to see Tosa?
(Note: Tosa are Japanese fighting dogs.)
Dog: Yes.
Younger Woman: You're going too, uncle Tara?
Tarantino: I'm Tara-chan. Haha. TAIIIAAHH! SPIRIT OF THE SAMURAI!
Dog: No, but he really wants to go.
Tarantino: The samurai are so cool!
Woman: Settle down.
Tarantino: OK.
(phone rings)
Young Woman: There's a call.
Tarantino's Wife: Is Tarantino there?
Woman: It's your wife.
Tarantino: OH.
Tarantino's Wife: Is that Tarantino?
Tarantino: Yes it is.
Tarantino's Wife: COME HOME IMMEDIATELY, YOU IDIOT!
Tarantino: Yes Ma'am.
Dog: Dizz-AMN.