I think he's better here than in his movies.

OK, I found a French translation. Based on that, I'd say this is roughly correct:


Woman: Are you really going to see Tosa?
(Note: Tosa are Japanese fighting dogs.)

Dog: Yes.

Younger Woman: You're going too, uncle Tara?

Tarantino: I'm Tara-chan. Haha. TAIIIAAHH! SPIRIT OF THE SAMURAI!

Dog: No, but he really wants to go.

Tarantino: The samurai are so cool!

Woman: Settle down.

Tarantino: OK.

(phone rings)

Young Woman: There's a call.

Tarantino's Wife: Is Tarantino there?

Woman: It's your wife.

Tarantino: OH.

Tarantino's Wife: Is that Tarantino?

Tarantino: Yes it is.

Tarantino's Wife: COME HOME IMMEDIATELY, YOU IDIOT!

Tarantino: Yes Ma'am.

Dog: Dizz-AMN.