like a cosmonaut

Before tonight, I had neither built nor piloted a fixed-gear bicycle.

I have just finished building a fixed-gear bicycle out of basement finds, J-B Weld, and bargain bins. I am about to ride it.

I have covered myself in helmets and lights.

evildrgo, you are in charge of over-writing my hard drives if I never return. No, you may not peek.

Whoa!

I need a hook moustache and a ticket to Portland right now.