Mister Stupidhead Strikes Again

I sprained a digit while performing shoulder rolls (uneven terrain!) to amuse a toddler last night. Now my right middle finger won't bend correctly, so I'm constantly flipping everything off.

In other news, I ordered, and just received (signature required), a HIPLOK, straight from the U.K. I feel so urban, gritty, and chic, I can barely contain myself. I need a PBR tattoo and a moleskine right now.