To cough up bad feelings like phlegm.

[opabinia]

That's why people write sometimes, I bet.

"We should talk."

"Okay. What's the bat for?"

"So I won't cut my knuckles on your teeth."

***

If I don't swing the 'bell tonight, somebody needs to kick my ass. I've been slacking, and that colors my mind when I'm not looking. I have a prescription for one-armed swings, "walks" (wandering around holding the 'bell straight overhead in preparation for snatches), military presses, and a shitload of cleans, probably in that order (so I don't brain myself during the walks).

I need to call HR back today. Please specify this and that in the offer letter. I'll sign it and fax it back. Oh, and I should talk to the administrative assistant here. Doot.

Ha! I can't stay pissed off. I'm happy. It's great. [superstitiously removed raspberry at the Universe]

***

Edit: No, I don't feel like taking a bat to anyone's teeth today. It's just a metaphor, you guys.

Comments

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

The Universe tends to moon me when I do that, so watch out.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe I'll go back and do some editing. No sense in taunting the motherfucker.

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

Ah, somebody else who also starts to get all haywire when they don't work out. There is an actually scientific reason for this.
In a nutshell you're gotten your body addicted to the chemicals that are released as a result of excercise. No excercise for a few days means your brain starts to get all antsy 'cause it's looking for it's fix.
More then a few days without good hard hitting excercise? I'm a Bitch on Wheels. A total Harpie. No. Fun. Whatsoever. I'm curious about this whole kettlebell thingie. How heavy is it?

[julishka.livejournal.com]

had hoped to see you at goths gone wild II - i had this vision of you spontaneously jumping into the jello of doom in order to school mishak or something.

alas, perhaps on ggwIII.

(does braining one's self consist of dropping the kbell on one's head?)

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I planned to go, but the evening didn't really go as planned. I was at work until 10.

To brain oneself is to spatter one's brains, however it happens to occur.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

1 pood = 36.4lbs or so. You can get a half-pood, one-pood, 1.5, 2, and so forth. Mine's a 1.5.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

So did you swing the bell tonight, or do I have to kick your ass?

I have 2 kids. I did it tonight. Read my blog for details.

Don't make me kick your ass. You need the Iron Mind. That's what Hank says, anyway.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

So you feel like taking a metaphor to somebody's teeth?

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I failed tonight. I was distracted by a wily female named indecenthamtard. Give me another chance. Tomorrow.