jump rope

[opabinia]

Speed rope, actually. I'm sure I'll look less dorky if I keep practicing.

whap whap whap whap whap whap whap TRIP hop hop hop untangle hop hop whap whap whap whap

Comments

[jedi.livejournal.com]

My bro got me a speed rope for xmas.
It really is kind of embarrassing until you get good with it.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

But eventually you look totally badass. Trust me. Even if you don't have any neck, like this guy:

http://www.rosstraining.com/videos/jumprope.wmv

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

=8O

BTW -- Eye of The Tiger is the first song I ever thought was badass. I was sad when it dropped to #4 on American Top 40.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

OVERSHARING

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

Actually, from down here in the basement, it sounded a lot smoover than the last time, which was CLOMP CLOMP [fuck!] CLOMP TRIP STUMBLE CLOMP CLOMP WUMP [ow] [OW!] CLOMP CLOMP [dammit!]

This time it was wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP umpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMff [ow] WUMPa WUMPa WUMPa wumpa [dammit] CLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP wumpCLOMP

Pretty good improvement, I'd say. :)

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

I hear that. I'm lucky to keep it going for 30 seconds.

[voodoodollie167.livejournal.com]

Lol, that was an awesome description.

10 points.

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

It would have been more impressive if I'd put in all of the wumpCLOMPs for this session, but it would have been boring, and not journalistically accurate, since I went out for cigs and beer in the middle of it. (This is very ironic, since I get more cardio on a daily basis.)

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

BTW, "whapwhapwhapwhap" could also be construed as indicating that you were surfing for porn.

[anechoic.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'll look less dorky if I keep practicing

Suuuure you will.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

He means he'll just look less dorky jumprope-wise. The rest of the dorky will remain.