District 9
Aug. 15th, 2009 03:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
opabiniaThis sucks. Seriously, people:
1. Let's take a film about a disenfranchised, impoverished, and consequently violent second-class citizen culture IN SOUTH AFRICA, and plant a witch-doctor-consulting, arms-dealing black warlord in the plot.
2. Ah! How fortunate that these aliens share our atmospheric, gravitational, communications, and nutritional requirements, as well as our gestures,motives, and EYES.
3. You know what's cool? A mysterious, rare liquid that can power alien spacecraft and transform terrestrial metazoan phenotypes (apparently from left to right) in hours.
4. Wait, did I mention we share the same genetic code?
5. Does everybody understand that Biotechnology = Corporate/Military/Government Evil now? Just so it's clear.
Don't pay for this movie.
1. Let's take a film about a disenfranchised, impoverished, and consequently violent second-class citizen culture IN SOUTH AFRICA, and plant a witch-doctor-consulting, arms-dealing black warlord in the plot.
2. Ah! How fortunate that these aliens share our atmospheric, gravitational, communications, and nutritional requirements, as well as our gestures,motives, and EYES.
3. You know what's cool? A mysterious, rare liquid that can power alien spacecraft and transform terrestrial metazoan phenotypes (apparently from left to right) in hours.
4. Wait, did I mention we share the same genetic code?
5. Does everybody understand that Biotechnology = Corporate/Military/Government Evil now? Just so it's clear.
Don't pay for this movie.
