Anechoic

[opabinia]

made me go to Bickford's at midnight. I had to eat steak & eggs with home fries and toast. Our conversation went as usual:

"I have no money."
"Neither do I."
"My love life is terrible."
"Mine is currently not."
"I am freaking out about Real Estate."
"I wish I had your problem."
"I will escape my current job thusly."
"This is how I will accomplish the same goal."

(time passes)

"And now I will make a small joke."
"I will amplify this joke."
"I will make this joke even funnier now."
[...]

(and so on, until we're laughing our asses off for no good reason)

Tonight, we were considering running for office under the slogan "RAAaAAaaaAAARRrRRRrrr!!!!"

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[jhimm.livejournal.com]

as the official spokesperson of the Anti-Slun party,
i am authorized to offer you the opportunity
to join forces in this upcoming election cycle.

i can just see the billboards now...

"lepidosiren. he's anti-slun, and he says RAAaAAaaaAAARRrRRRrrr!!!!"

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Sounds like any given day in the trailers, visit to Bickford's included.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's true.