Somebody email me.

[opabinia]

I'm not normally the type to get twitchy when my Inbox is empty, but today I've received no email except for something from "BeastyWhores," regarding "BestialityBitchesInHeat," or something like that. I feel violated, offended, and revolted. My email account needs to be rinsed clean with friendly emails from real people about wholesome things. Please help.

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[sbazzy.livejournal.com]

i love you baby!

think happy thoughts about ridiculous kitties.

Mendel is gazing longingly out the window. i'd think it was real cute if she hadn't just puked up her entire breakfast in the hallway.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

think happy thoughts about ridiculous kitties.

I see you are constructing a large object from wood, sisal rope, and cardboard. Allow me to sit on the parts you need to work with, so they will not get lost.

Mera mijo

[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

Lo peor? Recibir una avalancha de spam de San Valentin despues de que tu novia te deja.

Anyway, vamos a ver si podemos planificar pa dar una vuelta un dia de estos. Este fin de semana va a estar de pinga, though.

Re: Mera mijo

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Recibir una avalancha de spam de San Valentin despues de que tu novia te deja.

ñeta