A Fluffy Christmas

My co-worker asked me what I intend to get Fluffy for Christmas. I'm ashamed to admit I hadn't planned on buying her a gift. It is my first Christmas with Fluffy, so I think I should get her something.

So far, the best gift I can think of is another optionally edible roommate.

Q: What are you wearing?

A: A shit-eating grin.

It took one 1.73GHz Athlon processor, one ASUS A7S333 motherboard, 512MB of new RAM, and a carefully-straightened monitor cable pin to get my computer running reliably again for the first time since October 29th. But now it works.