My parents shouldn't be allowed to use email.

They sent me what I'm sure they thought was a hysterical forward about pets in Halloween costumes. A 500K forward. Twice. To Hotmail. So if you tried to email me today, better try again. They exploded my Inbox.

In other news...

I bought the tank. I blew $600 in fake money on an All-Glass 180, 72X24X24, with black trim. It should arrive on Tuesday. I have to build a stand by then. It's going to be a busy, busy weekend.

Fine, fine.

1. What vehicle do you drive?

1992 Volvo 940 Turbo.

2. How long have you had it?

Since April 2000.

3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle?

It is indestructible.

4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?

It's an automatic. I bought it that way because I used to spend a lot of time in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Now that I don't, that's the first thing I'd change about it. Next, I'd make it look less beat to hell. Lots of scars.

Then I would address the fact that it handles like a refrigerator.

5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now?

Bugatti Veyron EB16/4, of course. I would sell it immediately, and I wouldn't have to work another day in my life. Then I'd wrap an LS1 383 stroker and a T56 in some sort of pre-1973 American beast, like maybe this one. Mmmm.