Guess what day it is.

flashback

It's The Day Where i Meet Your Little Mexican Friend. : P He asked me if i was your sister. Does he think we're incestuous or something?

*BWAAAAR, HAR HAR HAAARR..*

bottleimp and mrzero know why this is so funny. It would have been perfect if he had asked me, though.

See, years ago, I was in a Capoeira class with a beautiful Puerto Rican girl and a very nice, yet very scary Thai fellow (practiced Thai kickboxing -- hard as a rock, slightly brain damaged). After he saw us speaking Spanish one day, he did a little thinking, and then chose to do the polite, respectful thing:

Thai Beast: Hey. Is that your sister?
Me: No, no. Heh. She's Puerto Rican, too, but we're not related.
(pause)
Thai Beast: You tappin' that?
Me: Huh?
Thai Beast: Are you tappin' that ass?
(pause)
Me: No, no I'm not. It's all you. Knock yourself out.