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[opabinia]

It's The Day Where i Meet Your Little Mexican Friend. : P He asked me if i was your sister. Does he think we're incestuous or something?

*BWAAAAR, HAR HAR HAAARR..*

bottleimp and mrzero know why this is so funny. It would have been perfect if he had asked me, though.

See, years ago, I was in a Capoeira class with a beautiful Puerto Rican girl and a very nice, yet very scary Thai fellow (practiced Thai kickboxing -- hard as a rock, slightly brain damaged). After he saw us speaking Spanish one day, he did a little thinking, and then chose to do the polite, respectful thing:

Thai Beast: Hey. Is that your sister?
Me: No, no. Heh. She's Puerto Rican, too, but we're not related.
(pause)
Thai Beast: You tappin' that?
Me: Huh?
Thai Beast: Are you tappin' that ass?
(pause)
Me: No, no I'm not. It's all you. Knock yourself out.

Comments

[darla.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you're going to give me away to the fix-it man? In exchange for putting the door back on your closet? : )

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

And a lifetime supply of tequila reposado. You can have some, too!

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

"That your sister?"

I have it on good authority that that might have meant "Are you responsible for making the financial arrangements for the pleasure of her company?"

On the street in Boston that would be more likely than in a university capoiera class, though.