;P

Had a little trouble getting out of bed this morning -- strange dreams, sluggishness -- so I had me a little coffee to perk up before heading out. Haven't really been drinking coffee lately.

Now I'm horny at work. It's inconvenient.

phew

I had a meeting at 3pm. I walked in at 3:04, and the room was already full. In fact, notepads were out, and meaningful discussions were already underway. This is in a company where a 3pm meeting usually means "show up around 3:10." It was so strange, I actually had to ask if I was at the right place, interrupting the meeting. The room fell silent.

I took a seat at the head of the enormous table, which was my only option. I quietly asked the Head of Somethingoranother, seated right next to me, for the time. She said it was just after three. The awkward silence sort of persisted. I had to break it. I called out across the table:

"What are you doing here? You've all turned German and Japanese on me, showing up on time like that."

You could hear a pin drop, and now everyone was looking at me. As long as the noose was 'round my neck, I figured I'd jump off the horse:

"I'm on Puerto Rican time, here. You guys always leave the Puerto Ricans out."

I am sooo glad everyone laughed hard.

Two minutes later, my boss's boss walked in and took the only remaining seat, at the opposite end of the table (the "other" head of the table), so we were facing each other from across the room. As she sat down, everyone giggled.

This way, I'll have to.

I'm at work. When I get home, ( this will be my workout: )

Then I'll shower and run out for beer with pyrric.

Edit: make that 2(2x8) c&j, 4x12 pu, and zero leg thrusts. Out of oomph on the first, out of time on the rest. Still infinitely better than no workout at all.