I don't know if

this makes sense out of context, but it's worth a shot.

*****

me: and no, i totally didn't realize you were subtly requesting moving help. i'm kinda dense

sephardic: ok - gonna hustle here and come home
NO, no, no no
not requesting help at all

me: oh

Sephardic: dude.

me: man, you totally coulda had me there

Sephardic: THIS IS ABOUT MY WEIGHT, ISN'T IT

me: YOU FUCKING MANATEE
I SHOULD RENDER YOU FOR LAMP OIL

Sephardic: i thought you were subtly calling me a walrus. i'm kinda dense

me: you're making fun of me!

Sephardic: i had wondered (yes i am)

me: no, but listen

Sephardic: ...why you taped the fridge shut on me

me: SNORTVALANCHE

Sephardic: victory.