I don't know if

[opabinia]

this makes sense out of context, but it's worth a shot.

*****

me: and no, i totally didn't realize you were subtly requesting moving help. i'm kinda dense

sephardic: ok - gonna hustle here and come home
NO, no, no no
not requesting help at all

me: oh

Sephardic: dude.

me: man, you totally coulda had me there

Sephardic: THIS IS ABOUT MY WEIGHT, ISN'T IT

me: YOU FUCKING MANATEE
I SHOULD RENDER YOU FOR LAMP OIL

Sephardic: i thought you were subtly calling me a walrus. i'm kinda dense

me: you're making fun of me!

Sephardic: i had wondered (yes i am)

me: no, but listen

Sephardic: ...why you taped the fridge shut on me

me: SNORTVALANCHE

Sephardic: victory.

Comments

[thefullnelson.livejournal.com]

You two are so retarded for each other. We should get together again soon!

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Brunch. With mimosas. This weekend?

[thefullnelson.livejournal.com]

Possibly Sunday? I'll have to get back to you.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

The act's coming along nicely!

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Jeez, you're like an old married couple already.

[tisana.livejournal.com]

"YOU FUCKING MANATEE
I SHOULD RENDER YOU FOR LAMP OIL"

Thank you.
Yes.
I love you.
I needed that.
I needed to snarf the ice cream I was eating. But the laugh was good.

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

There is a reason I liked her, before you two even got together. This illustrates it nicely. :)

[sephardic.livejournal.com]

This was totally about my weight, wasn't it.