What's going on tonight?

My lady is in Brooklyn, helping her brother move.


Me:
oh! i owe us gummy vitamins
*to do list*

sephardic:
poor man's version: fill vitamin bottle with generic brand gummy bears. $1.99.
"they have nutrients"

Me:
or maybe shove those Centrum pills up some poor bears' asses

Sephardic:
cupcake!!

Me:
ROWR!
i mean gummy bears!
jesus

Sephardic:
so much strange imagery after that exchange, and it cant be stopped
like sneaking up on brown bears with vitamin pills and lube

Me:
with anthony hopkins

Sephardic:
worrrrrd.

Me:
WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO ANOTHER CAN DO

from a wedding photo booth