What's going on tonight?

[opabinia]

My lady is in Brooklyn, helping her brother move.


Me:
oh! i owe us gummy vitamins
*to do list*

sephardic:
poor man's version: fill vitamin bottle with generic brand gummy bears. $1.99.
"they have nutrients"

Me:
or maybe shove those Centrum pills up some poor bears' asses

Sephardic:
cupcake!!

Me:
ROWR!
i mean gummy bears!
jesus

Sephardic:
so much strange imagery after that exchange, and it cant be stopped
like sneaking up on brown bears with vitamin pills and lube

Me:
with anthony hopkins

Sephardic:
worrrrrd.

Me:
WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO ANOTHER CAN DO

Comments

[cutieperson]

Humanwine @ Johnny d's

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

AHEM



I done it with electrolytic etching

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Look out, Yogi. He'll cut you.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

No, no. It's especially designed so that when my Disposable Negro Pilot borrows it to make some spears for our dread survival situation, he'll stab himself in the leg and bleed all over everything to attract Yogi.

Resulting in him getting eaten in his sleeping bag like a big burrito.

I remember --

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

DNP decorated a tree with a blood-soaked rag. Man, that guy was born bear food.

Re: I remember --

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Ring the dinner bell!

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

Weirdos.