The S is for "sucks."

If there's a movie you have seen and I haven't, and that movie is like Sukiyaki Western Django, let me know. I will not see it.

Thallium

The Young Poisoner's Handbook was hella morbid. I expected more funny and less dark. FYI, it's wickedfrickin'daahk. The soundtrack was the best part, I think. Well, that, and the impressively psychotic-looking lead actor.

Shit, I forgot it was based on a true story. Eew.

Hey, did I see this many movies last time I was unemployed?