Los cronocrímenes (2007)

Couldn't finish Timecrimes. The protagonist was unnaturally dim early in the film, so I lost interest. I didn't mind that a glass-walled cheese press could send a man back in time* (though I'm gonna guess the scientists would have started with a benchtop, mouse-dipping model). I just thought Héctor was a boob.

Watch Primer, instead.


* For all I know, that's exactly what time machines look like.

"We need more lemon Pledge."

Anybody need a Latino house boy? I can fake an accent, Catholic fatalism, and flamboyance. $700/wk, cash only. Velcro rip-off pants cost extra.