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opabiniaAnybody need a Latino house boy? I can fake an accent, Catholic fatalism, and flamboyance. $700/wk, cash only. Velcro rip-off pants cost extra.
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Date: 2009-09-26 02:37 am (UTC)I love that movie.
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Date: 2009-09-25 11:13 pm (UTC)-PT
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Date: 2009-09-25 11:24 pm (UTC)Having been unemployed not only for sometime now but many many times over the past decade I am fully aware of how damaging a failed job search can be to a person's self esteem and general life comfort level.
I was thereby offering you advise that, if taken to heart, would allow you to start earning your own way in the world rather than languishing away in misery as you suckle in the teat of the established social safety net.
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Date: 2009-09-25 11:26 pm (UTC):P
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Date: 2009-09-26 12:07 am (UTC)-PT
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Date: 2009-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)Many donks in Raleigh are decorated with full wraps advertising stuff like Skittles (no ad revenue, they just do them because they like how it looks.) I think Lepido's donk should advertise the Fleshlight. That would be sweet.
(he can't read this, right?)
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Date: 2009-09-26 12:13 am (UTC)As part of the advertising modification to his "donk" he should replace his headlights with Fleshlights.
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Date: 2009-09-26 12:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)Or maybe he could even become Walmart famous (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?cat=4).
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Date: 2009-09-26 02:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-26 04:14 am (UTC)-PT
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Date: 2009-09-25 11:17 pm (UTC)(let's go buy some art and sell it to rich people.)
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Date: 2009-09-26 12:55 am (UTC)Man,
Date: 2009-09-26 02:20 am (UTC)Re: Man,
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Date: 2009-09-26 07:34 pm (UTC)Also playing with cats is a must.
Flamboyance is only acceptable if you do it up: wear the cowboy hat and talk like Rosie Perez, then we can talk numbers.
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