career move

me:
ask google if they need a foot messenger, running all over the building all day

sephardic:
.....bike messenger?

me:
or maybe bicycling down the halls at high speed
no, i mean inside the building

S:
yes, i also meant inside the building
bikes can fit in the elevators

me:
like, riding the bike into the elevator, popping out on another floor to deliver an urgent, ears-only message

S:
and stairwells

me:
better make it a mountain bike then
ask them if they will pay sixty thousand dollars or more for that
otherwise, no deal

S:
i say you take up a career as the office fish guy
it'll be like those people who bring in rental plants and then come maintain and water them routinely
only with fish

me:
i could install and maintain a large aquarium in every public space
and make coffee in the morning
GOOD MOHHHRRRNING!
YASSSS, SAHHRRR!