career move

[opabinia]

me:
ask google if they need a foot messenger, running all over the building all day

sephardic:
.....bike messenger?

me:
or maybe bicycling down the halls at high speed
no, i mean inside the building

S:
yes, i also meant inside the building
bikes can fit in the elevators

me:
like, riding the bike into the elevator, popping out on another floor to deliver an urgent, ears-only message

S:
and stairwells

me:
better make it a mountain bike then
ask them if they will pay sixty thousand dollars or more for that
otherwise, no deal

S:
i say you take up a career as the office fish guy
it'll be like those people who bring in rental plants and then come maintain and water them routinely
only with fish

me:
i could install and maintain a large aquarium in every public space
and make coffee in the morning
GOOD MOHHHRRRNING!
YASSSS, SAHHRRR!

Comments

[xenoglaux]

GOOOOOOODDDD MOOOOOORNNNNING

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Man, I miss that guy. It's gonna take forever to re-connect with him, though. He could be anybody by now. (http://www.linkedin.com/commonSearch?type=people&keywords=john+walcott&pplSearchOrigin=GLHD&pageKey=nmp-home)

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

He's the qi gong therapist one.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

You sure? I had him pegged as a hardcore day trader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XruhYQW6unA), myself. Or maybe a cleaner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns4vh_xAn98).

[xenoglaux]

shit dog, he's gotta be on Facebook :)

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Hmm... googling for "Coffee Guy" gets me...

[xenoglaux]

you must have safe search enabled.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

I was ignoring all the shirtless guys in tightie-whiteys.

I just googled "naked coffee girl" as a test. Safe Search is definitely "off."

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

I think that's an excellent test.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

I doubt their algorithms sometimes. Some of the pics seemed to have very little to do with coffee.