Oh, joy.

I sound the alarm: I will be unemployed AGAIN on November 16th, unless I find something before then.

Sisyphus

Thank you for submitting your resume to the black hole we call the online application process. As your electronic document crosses the event horizon, you may feel a slight tug. Don't be alarmed -- that is merely the last of your hopes being pulled away. Rest assured that we will make money selling your information to third party recruiters, without ever laying eyes on your qualifications ourselves. Have a great recession!