deli ~. sliced ~. cured ~. smoked ~. ~ sandwich. ~strings. ~-fisted. ~ radio. ~ster.

[opabinia]

canongrrl took pictures of me on Saturday.

Comments

[myscarredwrists.livejournal.com]

Just.holy.wow.

[tk7602.livejournal.com]

you have to stop with that brooding muscular thing... you're making the out of shape slobs look bad... er... worse

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

And you tell me *I'm photogenic*?
Nice shots.

[lizerk.livejournal.com]

Did you see the proposed follow-up?

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Hee. See you Wednesday. :)

[atalanta.livejournal.com]

omg it's vin diesel! vin, can I have your autograph??!!!

(they're great. pavel would be very proud, except that your pants aren't up around your nipples)

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I need the eyes. :)

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

So the take-home message here is

"When you think about anything, you touch yourself?"

Just kidding. The suit pic is very, very "Esquire." Or "GQ." And all of them are very good. Use them on an online dating service and you'll be getting scary emails for the rest of your life!

And how come you look better than I do, and I'm lifting the bigass bells while you're lifting the leetle ones? I call unfair.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

"When you think about anything, you touch yourself?"

Man, that's been true since middle school.

I call unfair.

Yeah, but I have legs like a chicken. It evens out.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Chicken legs, unlike my massive, fur-sheathed pillars of masculine leg-meat. Or something.

Did I mention that the maniac I interviewed with on Saturday wants to be the first person to one-arm snatch the 145# bulldog? Jesus. He's ordered a 100, a 125, and the 145 from mymaxtrainer. He invited me back someday to see them. I have to go and snatch the 100, just because I neglected to snatch the 88 while I was there.

Just to make the point, you understand.

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[sanguineempathy.livejournal.com]

Oh Good Lord that's impressive :) V. Cute. Someone fan me now-I'm swooning.

[halo.livejournal.com]

meow!

[fusion-waste.livejournal.com]

Those photos represent a lot of hard work on your part. Congrats!

And damn you for looking that good.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I'm still thinkin' maybe she PhotoShopped my head onto someone else's body. :)

[shnells.livejournal.com]

so when did you get all them muscles dude? seriously groovy piccies. i adore the cartwheel one. it's so you :)

[couplingchaos.livejournal.com]

sexy :)

[photiq.livejournal.com]

Hot.

Hottt.

[hysterikal.livejournal.com]

Very sexalicious!

When I become famous, will you be my bodyguard?

I promise I won't serenade you a là Whitney ... that is, unless you want me to. :)

Congratulations on being excessively hott. I'm officially impressed.