I will be poor for ever and ever.

[opabinia]

Best-case scenario, I leave the dentist's office with a new post, a crown, and $600 in shiny new debt. That's if things go well. I could need an implant, which would cost me twice as much. This Saturday afternoon, the doctor will try to fish the old post out of my head.

I hate teeth. I will never turn my net worth positive. I should just pick up crystal meth and motorcycle street racing. I won't have anything to retire on when I get old, so why get old?

Comments

[darla.livejournal.com]

*pat pat*
i routinely rack up 5 or 6 hundred every six months in dental bills, so i feel your pain...literal and figurative. There's no way of getting insurance to kick in? Or is that already with insurance (probably)?

However, i do approve of meth and motorcycle racing. Heartily. : )

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

That's with insurance.

i do approve of meth and motorcycle racing

Go right ahead. Can I have your stuff?

[darla.livejournal.com]

That's with insurance.

That's what i figured. Either that, or you found a really cheap dentist.

Go right ahead. Can I have your stuff?

Sure, Mr. Responsible Adult, though i don't know what you'd do with 6 corsets and the complete works of Stephen King. ;

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Ebay it and pay for my %$#%ing tooth.

[darla.livejournal.com]

*thinks*
That would actually work. Hell, name your tooth after my dead self (The D'Arcangelo Memorial Crown) and i'll even throw in 2 pairs of New Rocks to pay for the next one that breaks. : P

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

"That's with insurance."

I can relate all too well. I'm tempted to leave this gap in my right jaw, but I'd like to eat on that side again some day.

Just what the heck is that purple and white thing in your LJ icon pic anyways??

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

It is a Tamagotchi bean pet. If you see others just like it, alert me. I want to form an army. I have two so far.

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

You know from the looks of them, they wouldn't be hard to sew. Hmmmmm. Maybe I'll try making you a duplicate. Least I can do to say thanks for all the picture taking. Of the six sites I've sent pictures to, a whopping 4 seem genuinely interested. As in "Wow. You seem spiffy and by the way those are AWESOME pictures."

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

You know from the looks of them, they wouldn't be hard to sew.

Don't be fooled! The sublime expression of utterly vapid oblivion cannot be easy to duplicate. Gaze upon them!

*snort*

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled! The sublime expression of utterly vapid oblivion cannot be easy to duplicate. Gaze upon them!

*amused* I'll take your word for it, but I think I might give it try, all the same.