I feel like an impostor.

[opabinia]

The informal interview/dinner has been scheduled for next week. It will be here. Jesus. I need to re-learn what fork to use when. I'm just an unfrozen caveman, like Oracle CEO Larry Ellison.*

* They do that thing where they swap "effect" for "affect." Drives me crazy, just like "then" for "than," or apostrophe's in plural's.

Comments

[silas7.livejournal.com]

"His name is Steve!"
"His name is Gorax!"

[julishka.livejournal.com]

nice.

re: forks. just start from the outside and work your way in. :)

good luck!

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I always forget if it's in-to-out or out-to-in.

*scratches brow*
*grunts and jumps*

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

You forgot to pound the ground.

Just take a couple of empty petrol cans with you and if it gets dicey, bang them together while making short rushes at your dining companions. Always stop a few feet short and see if they yield.

In an dining establishment the above is less offensive than flinging your own waste.

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

There are far too many forks on those tables for a place with "grill" in its name.

[atalanta.livejournal.com]

good luck!

[dirtyknees.livejournal.com]

One of my co-workers said the food there is uber-yummy! She also thought that there wasn't much parking, so maybe you should allocate time for finding parking (maybe call and ask the restaurant about this).

Good luck!

--Andrea

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Do they also use "impact" and "leverage" as verbs? That really pisses me off.

Ditto on the fork comment. Outside in. And I doubt there'll be anything weird like a fish fork or mango fork or somesuch silliness that could impact your attempt to leverage yourself as a knowledgeable person.