ennui

[opabinia]

Today I was almost run over by an 82-year-old man in a Rolls-Royce. He felt terrible about it, so he gave me six million dollars.

I walked back into the house and called in rich. Then I drove to my nearest BMW dealer to buy Dad a gift. Drove to his office in a shiny blue 545, and handed him the keys. "Write your resignation letter," I said. He did, but first he ran through the halls hooting and hollering, flailing his arms. Now I know where I got that.

I'm trying to decide what kind of boat works best for naked sparkling wine fights in international waters.

Comments

[tisana.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to wait till Friday for stuff like this.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

*snif*

[tisana.livejournal.com]

You're waaay too early for April Fool's. I've tried to explain this to Mom, too: just because you can't manage a prank the day of, doesn't mean you get to pull one belatedly--it ain't Christmas and gift-giving. (I pulled the "I'm due in November" gag on her, but it didn't shut her up about grandkids, more's the pity. Hmm...have to think up something good for this year...)

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. This has nothing to do with April. I just want to escape my life as a drone.

[pat-man-ta.livejournal.com]

uh....

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

lies it's all just lies oh god i'm still in this grey cubicle

[pat-man-ta.livejournal.com]

mine is tan and i have a nano reef in it.

Read:

[tisana.livejournal.com]

Why we drink

[mesatchornug.livejournal.com]

that was perfect.

[alonewiththemoon]

OMG the exact same thing happened to me!!! Except I bought my dad a motorcycle.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

You should buy the ferrets a mouse-infested frigate.

[shnells.livejournal.com]

so, like, you're the six million dollar man?
do you, like, do that, like, slow motion running thing?

[xany.livejournal.com]

best. post. EVAR.

[canongrrl.livejournal.com]

that printer is now 250k