Dear QC person who

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can neither count nor measure with a ruler: Next time you badger me all day to get a document routed quickly, please check your mailbox the next morning. That works better than breathing down my neck all of the next day. It's been there since last night, and I could have spent my day better than harassing every single person that touched the document and looking like an idiot because I didn't know where it was.