Now they make cellphones

[opabinia]

with many, many bright flashy LEDs that strobe while you're on the phone, so people all the way across the atrium at New England Medical Center can notice that you're a smoov G whether they want to or not.

Thin the herd.

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[eeyrg.livejournal.com]

there was a belly-button ring for sale at the place where i got my tattoo done.
it had a red blinking light (with a teeny battery) on the head of it.

[debbie.livejournal.com]

I've seen blinking tongue rings on the net. Just what I need with my lunch: battery fluid.

[jasonlizard.livejournal.com]

images of punk santa and his funky reindeer are coming to mind.

Blinky

[debbie.livejournal.com]

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[tk7602.livejournal.com]

i haven't seen them that come that way, but i have seen aftermarket add ons. trick out your car and your phone! all the cool kids are doing it.

i don't think mine needs any help. it lights up a dark room pretty well already!

[spriggan.livejournal.com]

hah, yeah, i use it for a flashlight all the time. the best time was christmas last year. i had just gotten it a few weeks earlier and was having that i-just-bought-something-expensive-that-i-don't-need guilt. we were at jen's parents' house and all their family and friends were there. power goes out. nobody could find candles or matches until i pull out the i300 and wave it around, lighting up the room like a lightsaber. it was then that i knew that my purchase was a wise one.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

i haven't seen them that come that way, but i have seen aftermarket add ons.

That must have been what I saw. I stared at the guy with this "I can't believe what a gigantic asshole you look like right now" look on my face, and he saw me, and his face sort of said "Shit, do I really look like such a gigantic asshole?"