oh fucking fuck
Apr. 20th, 2006 06:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
opabiniaI came home expecting a really big fat check in my mailbox. It wasn't there, but I got a notice from MetLife: My car insurance premium has been "re-rated with the 2006 automobile rates recently approved by the Commissioner of Insurance." In other words, my payments are up BY 25 FUCKING PERCENT, just because.
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Date: 2006-04-21 03:07 pm (UTC)Mr. Lepidosiren,
In consequence to your successful experimentation with mitochondria we wish to first offer our congratulations. It was rather surprising that you chose yourself as a test subject, but the results clearly speak for themselves.
As a result, we have readjusted your auto insurance for your newly reverted age. Teenagers today count for over 50% of accidents. Please find your rates adjusted accordingly.
On behalf of all of us,
CONGLOMO PERMAMENT INSURANCE
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