opabinia

MOST HATED...

FRUIT: seeded grapes?

MEAL: cold pasta salad?

CANDY: I don't eat candy.

BEVERAGE (non alcoholic) anything with corn syrup as ingredient #2, so most things

BEVERAGE (alcoholic): jager

COLOR: context-dependent

TOWN/CITY: there's enough for several

TV SHOW: TV, period.

MOVIE: Who cares?

ASPECT OF MYSPACE: I don't think about MySpace much.

ASPECT OF AOL INSTANT MESSENGER: I don't think about AIM much.

ASPECT OF LIVEJOURNAL: How it has (poorly) replaced in-person interactions and genuine bonds of give-and-take friendship.

ANIMAL: people

INSECT: some biting flies are extremely disturbing

BIRD: I don't hate any particular species of bird.

SEASON: Winter, hands down.

AGE OF KIDS: I don't think about kids much.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING WHEN DRIVING: heavy traffic, harmfully rough pavement

TALKING ON THE PHONE: people who won't shut up

WATCHING TV OR MOVIES: remote controls with senses of humor

EATING IN RESTAURANTS: everything is fatty, salty, and sugary

GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS: I don't.

YOU'RE AT THE MALL: not finding something that should be easy to find

SLEEPING (OR TRYING TO SLEEP): I get sleepy at the wrong times.

SHOWERING: Jesus, what's there to hate about showering? Some people are just bitter.

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: Sand gets into everything.

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: old ladies with handwritten checks and twelve coupons in the express line

SITTING IN CLASS: I have no class.

YOU'RE AT YOUR JOB: I should be doing something else, for better money.

BEING AROUND KIDS: I don't think about kids much.

IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON: a depressing series of obligations

COOKING OR BAKING: cleaning up

RANDOM/MISCELLANEOUS: futility

WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING TO DO INVOLVING CLEANING? dishes

WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST? dishes

WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE? I don't feel like thinking about this.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS? This is too hard to narrow down.

WHAT IS your WORST HABIT? I don't know.

WHAT FASHION TREND (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST? Last Spring, pink was all the rage. Fat chicks looked like gumballs.

WHAT POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST? I won't tell you, because then you could torment me with it.

MOST HATED LINE FROM YOUR PARENTS: Anything Horatio Algeresque. It's a crock.

WORST OR MOST HATED PICKUP LINE: I've never gotten any really bad ones.

WORST THING ABOUT BEING MIDDLE SCHOOL AGED: total confusion about everything

WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL: sense of impending doom

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR: it's boring

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS? Beauty aggregates to money.

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS? How attractive she is overshadows all other parameters.

MOST HATED ONLINE EXPRESSION: Oh, who fucking cares?

MOST HATED EVERYDAY PHRASE/SAYING/EXPRESSION: "How are you?"

MOST HATED THING REGARDING POLITICS: people who don't see through it

WHAT'S ANNOYING YOU TODAY: I'm still running in a hamster wheel.