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May. 12th, 2006 09:40 am
opabinia: Herrenvolk (S04 E01) tag line (Default)
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Made you look.

I saw this (NWS*) in [livejournal.com profile] morbidiqua's journal, and I woke up thinking about it, for some reason. There are several interesting ramifications here.

First, I think, "This would be fun to do, just for the hell of it." The procedure itself is amusing; now imagine having a faithful reproduction of your dong sitting around the house. You could terrorize your friends by throwing it at them. You could smack people with it. Take it with you, tie it to a string, throw it across the dance floor, and drag it back like a fishing lure.

Would you give it to your SO, so they could have it around when the rest of you isn't? On the surface, it seems like a good idea. But if you break up, do you ask for it back? Here's a good one: Do you make just one, and pass it from one SO to the next? Would your next SO even want it, knowing (or wondering) where it's been? (This raises questions about where the original has been, but that's different. "Here. I pass this from girlfriend to girlfriend. Just like the real thing!")

Do you really want to give another person the power to whip out your penis on a whim, maybe even show it off to their friends? I'm not comfortable with that. What if they photograph it, and post it online? Your penis, in bright blue (I think you can choose the color), all over the world. What if they have a few others, from past relationships? This adds a third dimension to "comparing notes."



* A web site that sells a device and materials that permit the user to cast a perfect likeness of his penis in rubber.

Date: 2006-05-12 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigid.livejournal.com
that is the coolest thing ever. we can all be like cyntia plaster caster

Date: 2006-05-12 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayun.livejournal.com
Exactly my thought!

Date: 2006-05-12 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halo.livejournal.com
they totally ripped off The Plaster Casters! (NWS)

(who, by the way, refer to their cast of Jimi Hendrix as "The Penis de Milo.")

Date: 2006-05-12 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spitcurl.livejournal.com
The rumor being that his cast proved to be a lot smaller than his reputation, but I wasn't around in the 60s to know how great that reputation was.

I forsee this casting fad as one more way in which our friends start to sneakily compete with each other, and I am scared.

Date: 2006-05-12 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halo.livejournal.com
I forsee this casting fad as one more way in which our friends start to sneakily compete with each other, and I am scared.

they could have a jello mold size queen party!

Date: 2006-05-12 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frederic.livejournal.com
It would make a good for sale item on any guys for-profit web cam site...

Date: 2006-05-12 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickey-murder.livejournal.com
Hehe, I know someone who did that!

:)~

Date: 2006-05-12 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] znuh.livejournal.com
Be even funnier to whip out the Dremel and make a few alterations on the cast. "What's that?" "Oh, Ha ha. Just a copy of my dong." "Uh. I didn't know you had..pseudopods?"

Date: 2006-05-12 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halo.livejournal.com
alterations of the cast... or piercings!

Date: 2006-05-12 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-childe.livejournal.com
I think the ultimate would be in a poly situation.
"Honey? I've got a hot date tonight with that cute chick I met at that party.
So, do you might if I 'borrow' your twin?"
Then again, would that be a possible non-consentual situation?
As in, "Hey I was okay with toys but I'm not sure how I feel about this now that I know who the 'toy' is molded from. I'm not sure I know him well enough." Ah, the complications of modern romance. *G*


Date: 2006-05-12 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-childe.livejournal.com
Would your next SO even want it, knowing (or wondering) where it's been? (This raises questions about where the original has been, but that's different.

Not all that different. It's a really good idea to use condoms on 'toys'.
Although, unlike the 'real thing', many 'toys' can be sterilized by boiling them.

Date: 2006-05-12 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] znuh.livejournal.com
**walks into kitchen, checks out what's boiling in the pot, spits out drink**

**adds lentils**

Date: 2006-05-12 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-childe.livejournal.com
*snarfle*

Oh, my! That's precious, that is.
If you think 'boiling' toys is funny, I must mention how I've heard of some people running them through the dishwasher on a 'hot' cycle.
When I heard about that, all I could envision was some poor unsuspecting housekeeper going to unload the dishes and finding the 'toy' surprise.
*G*

Date: 2006-05-12 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
So, erect or flaccid? Would you include gonads?

Date: 2006-05-12 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canongrrl.livejournal.com
heck I can turn....eh, you know where I'm going with this don't you?

;-)

Date: 2006-05-12 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panzerkunst.livejournal.com
Make your own hentai film!

Date: 2006-05-12 10:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nepenthedreams
I asked my ex to make me one when we broke up, but he wasn't into it.

If I did have it, sure, I'd probably show it to people. I just can't be trusted in that way. I mean, it would be complimentary to be sure...why else would I have wanted a replica!

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