(Halo's trapped in the airport again.)

[opabinia]

[16:06] tinkergoff: I can't believe there are bagpipers
[16:06] tinkergoff: this is getting surreal
[16:06] headgasket13: hahahaha
[16:06] headgasket13: come on -- it sucks so much, it's funny
[16:07] headgasket13: like my love life
[16:07] tinkergoff: do you want to have a "whose love life is more comical" contest?
[16:07] tinkergoff: :P
[16:07] headgasket13: nope
[16:07] headgasket13: nobody wants to win that
[16:07] tinkergoff: it's true
[16:08] tinkergoff: sigh
[16:08] tinkergoff: my money's on you meeting a hot rock climber
[16:08] tinkergoff: =)
[16:08] headgasket13: i could deal with that
[16:08] headgasket13: they have nice asses
[16:08] headgasket13: and strong hands
[16:08] tinkergoff: haha, you need to find a speedskater!
[16:08] tinkergoff: boooooty
[16:08] headgasket13: cyclists are good, too
[16:09] headgasket13: butt the holy grail is...
[16:09] tinkergoff: ???
[16:09] headgasket13: .... ex-gymnasts
[16:09] headgasket13: OMG
[16:09] tinkergoff: ew, they look like teenage boys!
[16:09] headgasket13: that's the "ex" part
[16:09] tinkergoff: you like them short, huh?
[16:10] headgasket13: covered in muscles, flexible as twizzlers, and they've suddenly become woman-shaped
[16:10] tinkergoff: hahaha
[16:10] tinkergoff: twizzlers
[16:10] tinkergoff: hah
[16:10] tinkergoff: you've put some thought into this =)
[16:11] headgasket13: among other things
[16:11] tinkergoff: give me a nice soccer player any day
[16:11] tinkergoff: mmmm, gianluigi buffon
[16:11] headgasket13: bless you!

Comments

[halo.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm



(I'm still in the airport)

(the bagpipers stopped without me having to threaten them)

[julishka.livejournal.com]

maybe the bagpipers had to prove that their carryon items were bagpipes and not instruments for destruction? of course whether there's a difference could be argued.

omg. he's hot!

[halo.livejournal.com]

they played about three songs for over two hours.

I was about to go beg them to stop, but they did on their own.

And yeah, Buffon = dreeeeaaaamy. He's also widely considered to be the best goalie in the world. Literally.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Aight, I put on my wizard hat and staff...

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

SNORT

[http://users.livejournal.com/---lis/]

my guess: those 'other things' you speak of include a box of tissues and some vaseline!

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Bleagh! Who actually does it like that? Too messy, too much work.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

and they've suddenly become woman-shaped

Wonder if it ever happens in public. Would there be a sonic boom?