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Sep. 11th, 2006 01:10 am
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What the crap am I supposed to do with a baby squirrel?
What the crap am I supposed to do with a baby squirrel?


It approached me in the back yard, chattering quietly. I stepped back, thinking "Rabies," until I noticed how small and oddly-proportioned it was. It stood on my foot and shivered a little. I picked it up, and it curled up on me for warmth. I couldn't put it back -- a cat was watching -- so I brought it inside.

Following the instructions on this site, some pointers from [livejournal.com profile] rojagato, and my own lack of expertise, I've managed to make the wayward... pup?... drink warm water, pee, nap on a warm, dry towel, drink apple juice, nap some more, slurp a mixture of soymilk, maple syrup, and wheat germ off a plastic spoon, pee again, and go back to sleep. Oh, there have been two careful wipe-baths with warm, wet paper towels, too.
My name is Prion, and your tag is sticking out.
My name is Prion, and your tag is sticking out.


I do not want a pet squirrel -- especially a baby one that needs to be stimulated to pee. Gross. This is why I'm not a vet. It's a boy, by the way.

I've called [livejournal.com profile] saturniidae, and written to [livejournal.com profile] mandy_moon. Angell told me to call Fish and Wildlife, which I'll do from work tomorrow.

He's sleeping in a shoebox full of dish cloths right now. I'll bleach or discard everything the little parasite bomb touches. No Mad Squirrel Disease for me, thanks.



Addendum: Looks like the Animal Rescue League in Boston has licensed wildlife rehabilitators. I'll call them tomorrow.

OMG!

Date: 2006-09-11 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellocatgirl.livejournal.com
He is so adorable!!!!! If I lived closer I would take him off your hands. hehe

Date: 2006-09-11 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygerwillow.livejournal.com
aw cute!!! hopefully it'll be fine.

Date: 2006-09-11 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talesinsdaughtr.livejournal.com
Wildlife rehab'ers should be able to take him and get him to a point where he can be released in the wild...or at least the park.

Does mad squirrel disease render one fuzzy and disgustingly cute, you think? :)

Date: 2006-09-11 06:09 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
i want to see before he leaves the house!!! :)

Date: 2006-09-11 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arcanus.livejournal.com
derr... maybe i should sign in first!

our house is becoming a zoo. heh.

Date: 2006-09-11 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
Oops. Too late, you've caught it. I caught Avian Flu; every few years I run into a bird that needs me.

So you've caught Mad Baby Rodent Disease. Might as well read up on what to do and make sure that no matter where you live, you know who to call. "Cuz it'll happen again.

PS: "Wildlife rehab guys" is the right answer.

Date: 2006-09-11 12:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cutieperson
but.. but... he's so cute!

Date: 2006-09-11 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
BTW, if you don't send pictures to Cute Overload, then you suck a lot.

I am SO jealous

Date: 2006-09-11 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguineempathy.livejournal.com
well in theory - in actuality that's a hella amount of responsiblity and I'm not sure my cats would want to assist in foster care ;P

Good luck finding wildlife rehabilitators - take more pictures before the little guy goes - he is way adorable.
From: [identity profile] sanguineempathy.livejournal.com
Bring him to CEREMONY! :P Actually - it's kinda chilly out - does he have a hotwater bottle in his box or maybe you should microwave those dishtowels slightly to provide some warmth.
From: [identity profile] disco-vixen.livejournal.com
can you microwave something without making it moist? can a dry towel still get its molecules excited?

Date: 2006-09-11 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iterum.livejournal.com
You could raise him not to be evil like the other squirrels, and then send him among them to preach the Way of Not Tasting Each Tomato on the Plant In Hopes that This Time, It Will Taste Good.

Oh, and the Way of Not Dropping Acorns on [livejournal.com profile] iterum's Head.


Bastards.

Date: 2006-09-12 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
I sense the presence of another gardener on this friends list...

Date: 2006-09-13 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iterum.livejournal.com
More "occasional assistant gardener." But yeah. Squirrels have bushy tails to store the extra evil.

Although Prion looked cute enough, to be sure.

Date: 2006-09-11 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morbidiqua.livejournal.com
Oh weeeiiirrrddd! I had a dream last night that I found a baby squirrel outside my house. That is just bizarre.

Date: 2006-09-11 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadwinter.livejournal.com
I'm really glad you're calling wildlife rehab.

And...Prion?...did you feel your geek credentials needed shoring up? Damn that's geeky.

Date: 2006-09-11 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couplingchaos.livejournal.com
OMG the cuteness!!

Date: 2006-09-11 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disco-vixen.livejournal.com
i forwarded this to [livejournal.com profile] ferretattitude so if you get comments from random folks who know their shit, that's my peeps. they tend to be quite paranoid, so don't be offended if they remind you not to swing it around by its tail or something, they just default to the lowest common dumb pet owner... you understand. they good peeples.

Date: 2006-09-11 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disco-vixen.livejournal.com
oh, hey, you know, if the rescue league can't take it or if he happens to shuffle off his cute mortal coil in the night, i know a little someone who would be delighted to take it off your hands and drag it off somewhere...

what? why is everyone looking at me like that. i can't help it if my cute little fuzzies are bloodthirsty predators with talons of death! they're foster pets too... baby sqirrel would be going to a good cause!

;P

Date: 2006-09-11 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zekiwolf.livejournal.com
Squirrels almost never have rabies; they're so small that the virus would kill them very quickly, before they had a chance to spread it. You don't have to worry about that, though they can give a nasty bite if they get scared.

Sounds like you've been doing a really good job, though! I've been taking care of baby squirrels at a wildlife rescue center, and they're very affectionate. He looks pretty healthy, too, so he'll probably make it to adulthood.

Date: 2006-09-11 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tab2004.livejournal.com
saw a cross posting of this on ferretattitude.
im currently rehabbing a squirrel about the same age as yours looks to be.
Im guestimating the age of your little one to be about 6-7 weeks old possibly into the 8 week range.

First off, stop the soy, maple syrup etc and find some ESBILAC puppy formula. No other formula is really good for them. be it powder to mix or already to go liquid. Heat it ti a bit above room temp and feed it from a spoon or needless syringe. At the approx age this baby is, he should eat every 3-4 hours give or take.

Keep whole grain cereals such as cheerios in a bowl, along with carrotas, strawberries grapes sweet potato etc. Please limit any nuts you may offer, they are high in phosphorus and can causecalcium to not be absorbed by the baby and cause him to get metabolic bone disease.

Stimulating to pee and poop is a must, they CAN go on their on, but typically its just a leakage from an over filled bladder and they can rupture.

Keep little one room temp and above, its fully furred so with warm blankets can actually keep his own temp well.

Im sure ill think of more or if ya have questions please do ask.

Where are you located?

Date: 2006-09-11 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
Thanks for the info! I didn't have ESBILAC handy, and I couldn't acquire it last night, so I tried to find a not-too-harmful temporary substitute to get some calories in there.

I had been succesfully stimulating him to pee by tickling his business with a wet Q-tip. Ew.

I've just turned him over to The Cummings School, so Tufts vets are caring for him now, and they'll pass him on to a rehabber. Oh, and he pooped all over my hand by way of thanks. ;P

Date: 2006-09-11 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tab2004.livejournal.com
awesome, glad the lil guy was found by you and taken care of till he could get into knowledgable hands!

once you care for a lil squirrel, your rewarded for a long time to come, no matter how long or short a time he was with you, they are very special lil ones.

Date: 2006-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrric.livejournal.com
tickling his business with a wet Q-tip

Oh Jesus I can't stop laughing

Date: 2006-09-12 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadwinter.livejournal.com
bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Oh wait....be right back.....

Congratulations, you have succesfully stimulated me to pee.

Date: 2006-09-11 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_asenath_/
Eeeeeeh so cute! But I bet you knew that already. I want to see him before he leaves too! Awwwwwwww!

Date: 2006-09-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panzerkunst.livejournal.com
Maybe he escaped from Willy Wonka's factory.

We did the baby squirrel thing too.

Date: 2006-09-11 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] countsmackula.livejournal.com
Here is a site that has some helpful info: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/2444/squirrels.html


Now, We did the whole baby squirrel thing for a while, had 3 baby greys, they cried like every couple hours for a week or two, they were tiny as hell, the mother was squashed and the nest was squirmming witht he 3 nearly hairless babys, we fed them an animal formula a mixture of puppy formula and i'm pretty sure oatmeal, for about a month they got to eating small sunflower seed inners and other things, grew up and we let them outside at my uncles house... but they always came back. they would play on the back deck and go sleep somewhere over night, then the next morning be out there playing and if anyone went out onto that deck theyd come right up to them, sit on your knee while they ate and then took off. eventually they got into doing thier own things and grew up outside.
They climb everything if inside, not the best of pets to have unless you have a tall cage with a hallowed log n stuff for em, depends if you want to keep him or let him go, there should be great sites out there full of info whatever you decide, well, good luck with him!

Date: 2006-09-12 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaymirage.livejournal.com
awww i was having such a poor day, but your post totally perked me up! this is too cute, keep up the kindness!

Date: 2006-09-12 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mandy-moon.livejournal.com
I dunno, which is worse? Stimulating a boy squirrel's boy-parts or stimulating a girl squirrel's girl-parts?


I'm sorry I didn't get your e-mail in time (don't really have access at work) to be of any help- how's the boy doing now?

Date: 2006-09-12 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
Is that a black squirrel, or is that how baby grey squirrels look normally? I got the impression that black squirrels are a bit uncommon in this area (but not, say, western Mass) and that they're a bit smaller and a bit more aggressive than the greys. Though getting more aggressive than some of the squirrels around here is a bit of a chore.

And as everyone else said, damn, he's cute.

Date: 2006-09-12 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belledejour.livejournal.com
how very cute!!

Date: 2006-09-14 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spitcurl.livejournal.com
A sure sign that I have not been online enough is that I managed to miss this!

This is all too cute for words. You are a magnet for cuteness.

Very glad he will be cared for and returned to the wild -- poor cute little thing!

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