*snort*

[opabinia]

youngenglshrose: My back hurts.

lepidosiren: It's bothering you again?

Y: It always hurts -- all along the spine. I wish I could just rip it out.

L: We could replace it with bamboo.

Y: But then I'd be chased by pandas.


...


Y: I drift off to sleep thinking of happy bunnies.

L: Snow-white, fuzzy bunnies.

Y: Yes.

L: Hopping around, nibbling on clover...

Y: Being cute.

L: Wiggling their noses, nuzzling each other...

Y: Awww.

L: Unaware of the-

Y: NOOOOO! Stop that!

Comments

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

I was thinking "cartilage." She'd be incredibly flexible and could join a Chinese acrobat troupe or have a brilliant career in niche-market porn.

[talesinsdaughtr.livejournal.com]

:)

(and completely aside, did you ever get the email from me about the 1st?)

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Whuh? Email me again.

[talesinsdaughtr.livejournal.com]

Will do. I'm suspicious that I might have the address wrong though...

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

awwww. :D