STOP CHEATING ON SKEE-BALL

[opabinia]

Went rollerskating with vinyl_raven in Hudson today. Salient points: Hundreds of swarming, deadly, high-speed children, Lazer Tag, and dirty music. (The kids knew all the words.)

I fell a lot, but this time I can't blame the skates, which were very good. I fell because I was pushing the envelope and dodging flocks of three-foot-tall, unpredictable, low-flying death-monkeys on wheels. This was a whole lot more fun than it sounds.

Two rinks of The Commonwealth down, several to go.

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[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

"low-flying death-monkeys on wheels"

I just figured out what was missing from "The Wizard of Oz."

[http://users.livejournal.com/---lis/]

ahhh. i remember my days as a death monkey. back then i doubled as a fake raver.

i hope it was fun despite the many apparent near death experiences.

[hysterikal.livejournal.com]

I spent my first 8 years of life in Hudson and LOTS of that time at that roller rink. The Lazer Tag was such a fabulous addition when it went in. :) Those singing puppet things in the food area, though? Good lord.