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[12:38] headgasket13: you know any Russian?
[12:38] ninjamutant: nyet
[12:38] headgasket13: BORIS! NYET!
[12:38] headgasket13: i crack myself up
[12:38] headgasket13: anyway, i just bought Cyrillic stickers for my keyboard
[12:39] headgasket13: and may begin hanging out on Learn Russian Free websites
[12:39] ninjamutant: you could just get one of those catalogs. it'd be easier.
[12:39] headgasket13: wife catalogs?
[12:39] headgasket13: SNORT
[12:39] ninjamutant: ja
[12:40] headgasket13: skip a step, you mean
[12:40] headgasket13: nah, i think i'd actually like to go to MOCKBA sometime
[12:40] headgasket13: and i don't want to be one of those DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH people
[12:41] headgasket13: i'd rather speak teeeerrrrible Russian
[12:41] headgasket13: where bathroom? where hotel? how much?
[12:41] headgasket13: you like butt sex?
[12:42] ninjamutant: Not really, no
[12:42] headgasket13: smartass. i'm being cultural, here
[12:42] ninjamutant: you could certainly get cultures having butt sex

Comments

[mandy-moon.livejournal.com]

Where did you get those Cyrillic stickers? That's a really good idea. I tried to teach myself Russian once when I had a mid0crushingly boring job once, but I've forgotten it by now.

they're dirt cheap

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=cyrillic+keyboard+sticker&category0=

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Cool. Please remember to watch "Blade" again and tell me what he says to the vampire in MOCKBA during the coda. Right before he kills him, of course.

I'm guessing it's something about his momma, but that's just from context.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

It's scary that I was thinking the same thing.