wah

[opabinia]

Music can sound better than real life, but it doesn't curl up and make little sleepy noises next to you at night.

Stupid feelings.

Comments

[popetom.livejournal.com]

"...it doesn't curl up and make little sleepy noises next to you at night."

That's a product right there.

:)

-PT

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

A creepy product.

[popetom.livejournal.com]

I don't care if my customers are creepy as long as their money is green.

-PT

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

No, I mean the... nevermind. Go to sleep!

[popetom.livejournal.com]

I can't go to sleep, I'm jobing.

-PT

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Look, that's your business.

[popetom.livejournal.com]

You're the one who wants me to sleep.... wait and you want 'little sleep noises'???

Hey, no freebies!

-PT

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

(Ray Smuckles voice)

Hell, yeah! Like a pseudo-sleeping partner for the partner-less!. Push alla those mammalian-comfort buttons. I'll call Design, get them to whip up a prototype. We'll do this thing.

(/Smuckles)

[atalanta.livejournal.com]

No listening to sad songs!

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

[atalanta.livejournal.com]

what is it? can't listen ... too late, will make noise.
it _is_ sad though, isn't it.

Explosions in the Sky's "Your Hand in Mine"

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Try it now -- it's very pretty. There's no video -- the picture stays the same through the entire track.

Re: Explosions in the Sky's "Your Hand in Mine"

[prttyasacarcrsh.livejournal.com]

i <3 that song

[rojagato.livejournal.com]

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Brade Runnah FTW!

[morbidiqua.livejournal.com]

Get a puppy?

[halo.livejournal.com]

or a kitten!

[voodoodollie167.livejournal.com]

I *purr* in your general direction!

;)

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but... Putting up with all the whining, hair on everything I own, taking them out all the time... If I'm gonna work that hard on a relationship, I want sex out of the deal, too.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

Which is why you'll be interested in my CUDDLER MCU-1 Mammalian Comfort Unit. Waterproof electronics provide warmth and a realistic sleepy murmuring, while the skin-like cover provides tactile comfort. Easy maintenance, washes clean, treated for bacterial and fungal resistance.

(sexual receptivity also available for an additional fee)

[halo.livejournal.com]

chicks dig guys with cats?