golden years

[opabinia]

Mom volunteers at an old folks' home. Mary, one of her friends there, has a lazer-sharp mind at 96.

Mom: How are you today, Mary?
Mary: Ohh, I'm okayy. *sigh*
Mom: Aw, what's the matter?
Mary: I'm bored. I'm soo bored. You know, I wanna throw a party.
Mom: Well, I bet you could! We'll get permission, and invite your fr--
Mary: I wanna throw a naked party.

Comments

[pyrric.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what My Dad's going to be like. Awesome.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

He's going to call himself Mary??

[cusraque.livejournal.com]

Ack.

Awesome, but...

Ack.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Mary totally likes to push people's buttons.

[locriansax.livejournal.com]

bwahhaahaa

awesome.

[lindau-nemesis.livejournal.com]

That's awesome, but also really sad. I mean there's basically no hope of that happening for her. Ever. The end. That's a sad realization no matter what it is.
Unless that place is cool with nekkid parties. In which case more power to them.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that if Mary really wants a naked party, it will happen. But I'd bet she's just screwing with Mama Siren.

[halo.livejournal.com]

my great aunt wouldn't let her son throw a 90th birthday party for her, because then people would know how old she was, and she "wouldn't be able to get any men."

then she did an impression of an old person.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Win.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Not for long. You have forced me to post about my mother...